Hilarious and various! It's a talented array from around The Bay! You look like you need to laugh, therefore you should not miss experiencing this region's finest varietals of stand up comics including Janine Brito, Chris Burns, Ben Feldman, Caitlin Gill, Anthony Hill, and Liz Grant (a sometimes Amateur Psychic). The show changes every week including plenty of suprise guest acts! Fridays June 25-September 3 doors open at 4 pm, show at 4:30 with Happy Hour drink and food specials Want to play? Looking for participants for the segments "I Got Your Five Star Service Right Here" (service industry professionals tell us their war stories) and "Ew! What Are You Eating?" (unusual food creations from people who are weird but may be on to something).

4:30pm

$10 Cash at the door

Tickets available at Brown Paper Tickets

San Francisco stories your tour guide failed to mention! Enjoy lunch or drinks inside the World Famous Purple Onion while you get an unforgettable education on all things fun and funny throughout San Francisco history from the Gold Rush to The Herb Caen Way. Written by former tour guide and professional comic Liz Grant and performed by various local comics. July 15-September 5 Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays show starts at 12:30-1:30 $20.00 cash at the door

5 FUNNY FEMALES FESTIVAL ON AUG 6TH & 7TH Boston, LA, SF, Comedy Central and ABC to San Francisco's legendary Purple Onion.

Tickets: $20 (cash only / no drink minimum)

Reservations: Please email with date/time/number of people.

TWO SHOWS! 8pm & 10pm

8 PM
Susan Alexander - Host of 5 Funny Females, NYC Friars Club Roaster
Marcella Arguello - RooftopComedy
Colleen Watson - Live at the Purple Onion
Jackie Monahan - Comedy Central, LOGO
Alicia Madrigal - Spicy Latino Comedy Night
Sandy Stec - TV Land Awards

10 PM
Susan Alexander - Host of 5 Funny Females, NYC Friars Club Roaster
Chantal Carrere - ABC's Fat March
Priya Prasad - Winner of Speech Comedy Therapy Contest
Kat Evasco - Speech Comedy Therapy
Katie Compa - Semi-Finalist California Funniest Female Competition
Chris Burns - RooftopComedy

5 FUNNY FEMALES FESTIVAL ON AUG 6TH & 7TH Boston, LA, SF, Comedy Central and ABC to San Francisco's legendary Purple Onion.

Tickets: $20 (cash only / no drink minimum)

Reservations: Please email with date/time/number of people.

TWO SHOWS! 8pm & 10pm

8 PM
Susan Alexander - Host of 5 Funny Females, NYC Friars Club Roaster
Emily Heller - Finalist in SF Women's Comedy Competition
Sheila Bryson - Finalist in Battle of the Bay
Karinda Dobbins - Live at the Purple Onion
Erikka Innes - Geek Comedy Tour
Dhaya - High School Quiz Show

10 PM
Susan Alexander - Host of 5 Funny Females, NYC Friars Club Roaster
Lilibeth Helson - RooftopComedy
Melanie O'Brien - SugaNasty Comedy Show
Jackie Monahan - Comedy Central, LOGO
Mary Van Note - IFC
Chantal Carrere - ABC-s Fat March

THE DENIAL SHOW: LIVE COMEDY GAME SHOW ON AUG 13TH & 14TH IN SF
Comedians Susan Alexander and Gisele Noel co-host and debut The Denial Show: Live Comedy Game Show at the legendary Purple Onion in San Francisco . Each show will feature a panel of the funniest variety of stand-up comedians from Comedy Central, NBC, ABC & MTV competing in three rounds to determine the best denials. Comedian with the best denials & selected audience members will win fun prizes! Tickets: $20 / Buy Online @ HTTP://WWW.THEDENIALSHOW.COM

FRIDAY, AUGUST 13TH
8 PM
Co-Hosts:
Susan Alexander and Gisele Noel

Denial Show Panel:
Tony Sparks - Speech Comedy Therapy, Brainwash Comedy Night
Jessimae Peluso - NBC's Last Comic Standing
Chris Thayer - NERVES
Chantal Carrere - ABC's Fat March

10 PM Co-Hosts:
Susan Alexander and Gisele Noel

Denial Show Panel:
Kristee Ono - Ladies Night at Brainwash
Cory Loykasek - Live at The Purple Onion
Greg Edwards - RooftopComedy
H. Alan Scott -Sirius Radio

THE DENIAL SHOW: LIVE COMEDY GAME SHOW ON AUG 13TH & 14TH IN SF
Comedians Susan Alexander and Gisele Noel co-host and debut The Denial Show: Live Comedy Game Show at the legendary Purple Onion in San Francisco . Each show will feature a panel of the funniest variety of stand-up comedians from Comedy Central, NBC, ABC & MTV competing in three rounds to determine the best denials. Comedian with the best denials & selected audience members will win fun prizes! Tickets: $20 / Buy Online @ HTTP://WWW.THEDENIALSHOW.COM

SATURDAY, AUGUST 14TH
8 PM
Co-Hosts:
Susan Alexander and Gisele Noel

Denial Show Panel:
Sandy Stec - TV Land Awards
H. Alan Scott- Sirius Radio
Ethan Orloff - RooftopComedy
Tim McAdams - SF Comedy Club Contest Finalist

10 PM
Co-Hosts:
Susan Alexander and Gisele Noel

Denial Show Panel:
David Studebaker - Young Guns of Comedy
Chantal Carrere - ABC's Fat March
Jabari Davis - Live at The Purple Onion
Jessimae Peluso - NBC's Last Comic Standing

TWO SHOWS! 8pm & 10pm Cover Charge: $20

TWO SHOWS! 8pm & 10pm Cover Charge: $20

Charity Event for The International Student Association (UC Berkeley)

5 - 7pm

With O.J. Young, Wight Out, Eric Murphy, and Poke
Hosted by Matt Byrd

7pm

TWO SHOWS! 8pm & 10pm Cover Charge: $20

TWO SHOWS! 8pm & 10pm Cover Charge: $20