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Upcoming Events*
*Venue subject to change
Comedy Speakeasy
www.sfstandup.com
Ladies Showcase
8pm
$10
Tickets can be purchased at Brown Paper Tickets.
Comedy Speakeasy
www.sfstandup.com
Liz Grant
8pm
$10
Tickets can be purchased at Brown Paper Tickets.
Gennaro's Kid's Concert!
www.gwaxtrio.com
Featuring "The Jersey Devils"!
5pm - midnight
Comedy Speakeasy
www.sfstandup.com
Baby Faces II, Revenge of Baby Faces
8pm
$10
Tickets can be purchased at Brown Paper Tickets.
Comedy Speakeasy
http://www.sfstandup.com/
Special Event: Christian Finnegan
Christian Finnegan is perhaps best known as one of the original cast members of VH1's "Best Week Ever." "Chappelle's Show" fans will recognize him as 'Chad', the only white roommate in the infamous "Mad Real World" sketch.
His other credits include Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, The Today Show, and The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.
Tonight is a rare opportunity to see Christian in such an intimate venue as The Purple Onion, and this will be his debut performance at the legendary club.
8pm
18 and up
$20
Tickets can be purchased at Brown Paper Tickets.
Wendy Ho's "The Gospel According to Ho"
Featuring: Landa Lakes and Pippi Lovestocking
www.wendyho.net
Blasting straight out the ass of New York City's underground comedy scene, Wendy Ho blurs the lines between music and illness. She will steal your purse, warn you about the dangers of flossing your teeth before oral sex, and demand that "you feather Susan's Loochey."
All of these subjects and more are elegantly penetrated in the one woman show, THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO HO. Expect old school rhymes and one ho's own take on healing and self love.
8pm
18 and older
Wendy Ho works so blue it's black, so no one under 18 is admitted.
$10 online, $15 at the door
To purchase tickets online, go to Brown Paper Tickets.
5 Funny Females
5funnyfemales.com
Susan Alexander hosts and brings together a VARIETY of stand-up comedians of various backgrounds with hilarious different points of view to San Francisco 's legendary Purple Onion.
2 SHOWS!
8pm - 5 Funny Females
Susan Alexander (Host), Nancy Lee, Caitlin Gill, Sandy Stec, Samantha Chanse, Chris Burns
$20
10pm - 5 Funny Females
Susan Alexander (Host), Rachel Rockwood, Dhaya, Zahra, Katie Compa, Janine Brito
$20
To reserve seats, please email reservations@5funnyfemales.com.
5 Funny Friends
5funnyfemales.com
Susan Alexander hosts and brings together a VARIETY of stand-up comedians of various backgrounds with hilarious different points of view to San Francisco 's legendary Purple Onion.
3 SHOWS!
8pm - 5 Funny Friends
Susan Alexander (Host), Tony Sparks, Nick Leonard, Jerry Goldstone, Mary Van Note, Ethan Orloff
$20
10pm - 5 Funny Filipinos
Susan Alexander (Host), Lilibeth Helson, Nicole Maxali, Marc Abrigo, Kat Evasco, Chris Ayag
Midnight - 5 Funny Frijoles
Susan Alexander (Host), Marcella Arguello, Fernando Soltero, Frankie Quinones, Chris Storin , Big Al Gonzales
$20
To reserve seats, please email reservations@5funnyfemales.com.
SF Standup Presents: Bay Area Laugh Leader Competition
www.sfstandup.com
Beginning July 1st, 84 comedians will compete over 10 weeks at the historic Purple Onion. The championship round will be held on September 2nd, and one winner will be crowned the SFstandup.com Bay Area Laugh Leader (B.A.L.L.). Scoring will be based on a combination of audience vote and judges' vote.
The prizes include cash, stage time at top Bay Area comedy venues, radio appearances, and more!
8pm
$10
Tickets can be purchased at Brown Paper Tickets.
SF Standup Presents: Bay Area Laugh Leader Competition
www.sfstandup.com
Beginning July 1st, 84 comedians will compete over 10 weeks at the historic Purple Onion. The championship round will be held on September 2nd, and one winner will be crowned the SFstandup.com Bay Area Laugh Leader (B.A.L.L.). Scoring will be based on a combination of audience vote and judges' vote.
The prizes include cash, stage time at top Bay Area comedy venues, radio appearances, and more!
8pm
$10
Tickets can be purchased at Brown Paper Tickets.
SF Standup Presents: Bay Area Laugh Leader Competition
www.sfstandup.com
Beginning July 1st, 84 comedians will compete over 10 weeks at the historic Purple Onion. The championship round will be held on September 2nd, and one winner will be crowned the SFstandup.com Bay Area Laugh Leader (B.A.L.L.). Scoring will be based on a combination of audience vote and judges' vote.
The prizes include cash, stage time at top Bay Area comedy venues, radio appearances, and more!
8pm
$10
Tickets can be purchased at Brown Paper Tickets.
Live at the Purple Onion!
Opening Weekend
www.purpleonionlive.com
Headliner: Kevin Camia
Kevin Camia is one of Northern California's top comedians. He's scored several high profile TV gigs, including Comedy Central's "Live at Gotham", AZN's "Asia Street Comedy", Rooftop's Aspen Comedy Festival, and the SF Sketchfest. His dry wit, hilarious social satire, and thought-provoking ruminations make for a killer stand-up act.
Also performing, the spunky 75-year old Lynn Ruth Miller, the very funny Janine Brito, and more.
LIVE at the Purple Onion is an intimate evening of delightful food and delicious comedy at the legendary Purple Onion in San Francisco's North Beach. This fun one-of-a-kind dinner and show is perfect for anyone planning a great night out on the town. This hip high-value evening starts with a delectable three-course authentic Neapolitan dinner upstairs. After dessert, audience members take those famous stairs down to the historic Purple Onion cellar nightclub to experience a hilarious stand-up comedy show by San Francisco's top comedians.
Two dinner and show options:
BEATNIK (6pm Dinner & 8pm VIP Show Seats)
HEPCAT (8pm Dinner & 10pm VIP Show Seats)
"Show Only" tickets are also available for both shows.
Tickets
For tickets ($20-39.95) and information, call 800-838-3006 or visit www.PurpleOnionLIVE.com.
Live at the Purple Onion!
Opening Weekend
www.purpleonionlive.com
Headliner: Kevin Camia
Kevin Camia is one of Northern California's top comedians. He's scored several high profile TV gigs, including Comedy Central's "Live at Gotham", AZN's "Asia Street Comedy", Rooftop's Aspen Comedy Festival, and the SF Sketchfest. His dry wit, hilarious social satire, and thought-provoking ruminations make for a killer stand-up act.
Also performing, the spunky 75-year old Lynn Ruth Miller, the very funny Janine Brito, and more.
LIVE at the Purple Onion is an intimate evening of delightful food and delicious comedy at the legendary Purple Onion in San Francisco's North Beach. This fun one-of-a-kind dinner and show is perfect for anyone planning a great night out on the town. This hip high-value evening starts with a delectable three-course authentic Neapolitan dinner upstairs. After dessert, audience members take those famous stairs down to the historic Purple Onion cellar nightclub to experience a hilarious stand-up comedy show by San Francisco's top comedians.
Two dinner and show options:
BEATNIK (6pm Dinner & 8pm VIP Show Seats)
HEPCAT (8pm Dinner & 10pm VIP Show Seats)
"Show Only" tickets are also available for both shows.
Tickets
For tickets ($20-39.95) and information, call 800-838-3006 or visit www.PurpleOnionLIVE.com.
SF Standup Presents: Bay Area Laugh Leader Competition
www.sfstandup.com
Beginning July 1st, 84 comedians will compete over 10 weeks at the historic Purple Onion. The championship round will be held on September 2nd, and one winner will be crowned the SFstandup.com Bay Area Laugh Leader (B.A.L.L.). Scoring will be based on a combination of audience vote and judges' vote.
The prizes include cash, stage time at top Bay Area comedy venues, radio appearances, and more!
8pm
$10
Tickets can be purchased at Brown Paper Tickets.
Live at the Purple Onion!
www.purpleonionlive.com
Host: Dana Lovecchio
with Nato Green and Aundre the Wonderwoman
LIVE at the Purple Onion is an intimate evening of delightful food and delicious comedy at the legendary Purple Onion in San Francisco's North Beach. This fun one-of-a-kind dinner and show is perfect for anyone planning a great night out on the town. This hip high-value evening starts with a delectable three-course authentic Neapolitan dinner upstairs. After dessert, audience members take those famous stairs down to the historic Purple Onion cellar nightclub to experience a hilarious stand-up comedy show by San Francisco's top comedians.
Two dinner and show options:
BEATNIK (6pm Dinner & 8pm VIP Show Seats)
HEPCAT (8pm Dinner & 10pm VIP Show Seats)
"Show Only" tickets are also available for both shows.
Tickets
For tickets ($20-39.95) and information, call 800-838-3006 or visit www.PurpleOnionLIVE.com.
Live at the Purple Onion!
www.purpleonionlive.com
Host: Dana Lovecchio
with Nato Green and Aundre the Wonderwoman
LIVE at the Purple Onion is an intimate evening of delightful food and delicious comedy at the legendary Purple Onion in San Francisco's North Beach. This fun one-of-a-kind dinner and show is perfect for anyone planning a great night out on the town. This hip high-value evening starts with a delectable three-course authentic Neapolitan dinner upstairs. After dessert, audience members take those famous stairs down to the historic Purple Onion cellar nightclub to experience a hilarious stand-up comedy show by San Francisco's top comedians.
Two dinner and show options:
BEATNIK (6pm Dinner & 8pm VIP Show Seats)
HEPCAT (8pm Dinner & 10pm VIP Show Seats)
"Show Only" tickets are also available for both shows.
Tickets
For tickets ($20-39.95) and information, call 800-838-3006 or visit www.PurpleOnionLIVE.com.
SF Standup Presents: Bay Area Laugh Leader Competition
www.sfstandup.com
Beginning July 1st, 84 comedians will compete over 10 weeks at the historic Purple Onion. The championship round will be held on September 2nd, and one winner will be crowned the SFstandup.com Bay Area Laugh Leader (B.A.L.L.). Scoring will be based on a combination of audience vote and judges' vote.
The prizes include cash, stage time at top Bay Area comedy venues, radio appearances, and more!
8pm
$10
Tickets can be purchased at Brown Paper Tickets.
Live at the Purple Onion!
www.purpleonionlive.com
Headliner: Brent Weinbach
with Marcella Arguello
LIVE at the Purple Onion is an intimate evening of delightful food and delicious comedy at the legendary Purple Onion in San Francisco's North Beach. This fun one-of-a-kind dinner and show is perfect for anyone planning a great night out on the town. This hip high-value evening starts with a delectable three-course authentic Neapolitan dinner upstairs. After dessert, audience members take those famous stairs down to the historic Purple Onion cellar nightclub to experience a hilarious stand-up comedy show by San Francisco's top comedians.
Two dinner and show options:
BEATNIK (6pm Dinner & 8pm VIP Show Seats)
HEPCAT (8pm Dinner & 10pm VIP Show Seats)
"Show Only" tickets are also available for both shows.
Tickets
For tickets ($20-39.95) and information, call 800-838-3006 or visit www.PurpleOnionLIVE.com.
Live at the Purple Onion!
www.purpleonionlive.com
Headliner: Brent Weinbach
with Marcella Arguello
LIVE at the Purple Onion is an intimate evening of delightful food and delicious comedy at the legendary Purple Onion in San Francisco's North Beach. This fun one-of-a-kind dinner and show is perfect for anyone planning a great night out on the town. This hip high-value evening starts with a delectable three-course authentic Neapolitan dinner upstairs. After dessert, audience members take those famous stairs down to the historic Purple Onion cellar nightclub to experience a hilarious stand-up comedy show by San Francisco's top comedians.
Two dinner and show options:
BEATNIK (6pm Dinner & 8pm VIP Show Seats)
HEPCAT (8pm Dinner & 10pm VIP Show Seats)
"Show Only" tickets are also available for both shows.
Tickets
For tickets ($20-39.95) and information, call 800-838-3006 or visit www.PurpleOnionLIVE.com.
SF Standup Presents: Bay Area Laugh Leader Competition
www.sfstandup.com
Beginning July 1st, 84 comedians will compete over 10 weeks at the historic Purple Onion. The championship round will be held on September 2nd, and one winner will be crowned the SFstandup.com Bay Area Laugh Leader (B.A.L.L.). Scoring will be based on a combination of audience vote and judges' vote.
The prizes include cash, stage time at top Bay Area comedy venues, radio appearances, and more!
8pm
$10
Tickets can be purchased at Brown Paper Tickets.
SF Standup Presents: Bay Area Laugh Leader Competition
www.sfstandup.com
Beginning July 1st, 84 comedians will compete over 10 weeks at the historic Purple Onion. The championship round will be held on September 2nd, and one winner will be crowned the SFstandup.com Bay Area Laugh Leader (B.A.L.L.). Scoring will be based on a combination of audience vote and judges' vote.
The prizes include cash, stage time at top Bay Area comedy venues, radio appearances, and more!
8pm
$10
Tickets can be purchased at Brown Paper Tickets.
SF Standup Presents: Bay Area Laugh Leader Competition
www.sfstandup.com
Semi-finals
Beginning July 1st, 84 comedians will compete over 10 weeks at the historic Purple Onion. The championship round will be held on September 2nd, and one winner will be crowned the SFstandup.com Bay Area Laugh Leader (B.A.L.L.). Scoring will be based on a combination of audience vote and judges' vote.
The prizes include cash, stage time at top Bay Area comedy venues, radio appearances, and more!
8pm
$15
Tickets can be purchased at Brown Paper Tickets.
SF Standup Presents: Bay Area Laugh Leader Competition
www.sfstandup.com
Semi-finals
Beginning July 1st, 84 comedians will compete over 10 weeks at the historic Purple Onion. The championship round will be held on September 2nd, and one winner will be crowned the SFstandup.com Bay Area Laugh Leader (B.A.L.L.). Scoring will be based on a combination of audience vote and judges' vote.
The prizes include cash, stage time at top Bay Area comedy venues, radio appearances, and more!
8pm
$15
Tickets can be purchased at Brown Paper Tickets.
SF Standup Presents: Bay Area Laugh Leader Competition
www.sfstandup.com
Finals
Beginning July 1st, 84 comedians will compete over 10 weeks at the historic Purple Onion. The championship round will be held on September 2nd, and one winner will be crowned the SFstandup.com Bay Area Laugh Leader (B.A.L.L.). Scoring will be based on a combination of audience vote and judges' vote.
The prizes include cash, stage time at top Bay Area comedy venues, radio appearances, and more!
8pm
$20
Tickets can be purchased at Brown Paper Tickets.
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Call (415) 217-8400 to reserve it for your next party!

